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  Decoding Moon’s unusually lengthy message in his small study, Hu had further learned that he was to have a new and most exciting assignment. In Paris, yet. Très chic, n’est-ce pas? He was so thrilled, he noted the news in one of his black leather notebooks. He wrote much of this diary in haiku form, the poetry being one of the extremely few things Japonais that Hu had cause to admire.

  Hu was expected at the Golden Dragon tonight at precisely nine o’clock. A quiet dinner with the general’s aide-de-camp, Major Tony Tang. Tang, whose westernized first name and chic appearance made him a glamorous society figure in Hong Kong, would provide his itinerary. Efficient preparations had already been made on his behalf by the general’s secretarial staff.

  According to the general’s message, he was prebooked, first class, on the British Airways flight to Paris next morning. There was a deluxe suite waiting for him at the George V hotel. The loveliest flowers in that hotel, he thought. Brilliantly arranged. He’d have to find out who did them. Buy the boy a drink and then, who knew?

  But he had to tidy up his nest before he left, of course. Hu Xu had been only too happy to learn he was to put the distasteful victim out of her misery. As was his habit, he just took his own sweet time doing it.

  He’d been her host for just forty-eight deliriously happy hours. She was almost complete. A few finishing touches here and there tonight and, voilà, pop her in the oven! My, but wasn’t she the noisy one? He had grown tired of all the fretful blather. He had ceased to be interested in the sound of her. Pausing on the bottom rung, and looking coyly over his shoulder at Marge, he finished his work tune with a dramatic tremolo flourish.

  I say, my darling, you look wonderful to-ni-i-ght…

  She screamed. Who wouldn’t? A seventy-year-old grandmother who sounded exactly like Eric Clapton? It was enough to drive anyone in their right mind stark raving mad.

  First things first, he thought, stepping off the bottom rung and turning toward her. Yes, he was running a little late. But if there was one thing he’d learned at the University of Tempe medical center, it was that it pays to be methodical and organized. A place for everything, and everything in its place.

  He plucked the oversize green hospital scrub suit and disposable plastic apron from the hook on the wall beside the table and put them both on. On his hands he snapped thin latex gloves. Over his lovely shoes, little paper booties. He stood for a moment and regarded the woman, shaking his head from side to side as she fussed. Oh, my, what a fuss it was. She’d seen the old woman’s eyes and known at once that it was not her savior who stood gazing longingly at her now. No. In her pale blue eyes, realization bloomed in the widened irises.

  “Upsy-daisy, my dear,” he said, sliding a hand under Marge to lift her torso. With the other hand, he inserted a black rubber block under the middle of her upper back. This raised the throat and tilted the head back.

  He whipped the delicate knife back and forth, scraping the edge against the whetstone.

  Oh, yes, my dear. That tongue will have to come out, I’m afraid.

  Shhhh, he said, and raised the scalpel.

  Chapter Thirteen

  Gloucestershire

  SUTHERLAND SPED ALONG THE TAPLOW COMMON ROAD, slowed imperceptibly at the turning, and whipped through the main gates. After a moment’s study of the National Trust signs, they were motoring at a snail’s pace along the broad curving drive leading to Brixden House.

  The drive wound its way through hundreds of acres of formal gardens and parklands, dotted here and there with classical statuary, some of it quite voluptuous, and the occasional temple or folly beyond the odd pond. Dappled June sunlight on the lawns, lakes, and beds made the thing picturesque in the extreme.

  It was all a bit much for Congreve’s tastes, but then, he was prepared not to like it. The Brixden Set, as they were called, had quite a reputation. Séances. Masked balls. Orgies. He inclined his head and looked at Sutherland, who seemed quite keen on this visit. Orgies, indeed.

  “We might need to stop once or twice for petrol before we reach the house,” he observed, tamping down his fresh bowl of tobacco.

  “Impressive,” Sutherland agreed.

  “Built originally by the second duke of Buckingham,” Congreve said, suppressing a disapproving sigh. “A scoundrel and rake if ever there was one. Dodged a bullet in a duel with one of his mistress’s husbands, then died shortly thereafter after having caught cold pursuing his second great love after women, foxhunting. He seems to have set the tone.”

  But the peach orchards they now drove through and the gardens spoke to Congreve of another age, dotted as they were by extensive greenhouses with walls of nectarines, mind-bending displays of orchids and bromeliads, rare fuchsias and almost extinct varieties of cyclamen, rare Lorraine-series begonias, and benches draped with thick strappy-leaved clivia and yellow Vico. When finally he spied a bed of his beloved dahlias, he found himself softening a bit toward Brixden House, if not its owner.

  Anyone who shared his love of dahlias couldn’t be all bad.

  The house itself was imposing when they finally caught sight of it. It was in the classic Italian style, and even Ambrose had to concede it was lovely. Built originally in the mid–seventeenth century as a hunting lodge, and rebuilt many times, the present Edwardian country house stood on great chalk cliffs with views of the rolling green Berkshire countryside. The main house overlooked an idyllic bend in the Thames while a large guesthouse in the Tudor manner, Spring Cottage it was called, sat right on the riverbank.

  Sutherland drove briskly round a grand fountain at the head of the main drive, down a wide path of crushed stone, and into the car park. He tucked his Mini in the shadows between a spanking new Bentley Continental in racing green and an enormous 1980 Aston Martin Lagonda. Ambrose, despite all efforts to control himself, bent over and had a peek inside the Bentley. This notion of owning an automobile had quite taken him over, and he found himself admiring the rich interior and picturing himself behind the wheel. He now knew how addicts must feel, catching a whiff of burning opium or a sniff of glue.

  “Come along, Sutherland, we’ve no time to dawdle,” he said, righting himself and buttoning his tweed jacket. He was wearing a stylish young check for his meeting with Lady Mars. A black-and-white dog’s-tooth pattern, three pieces, and, on his feet, his favorite double-buckle Derbys. The fine brown calf leather shoes were bespoke, John Lobb, and were slender with a beveled waist and a delicate hourglass contour. Precisely the kind of footwear, he reflected, a man with a vintage Bentley might wear on a country sojourn.

  They were expected and shown immediately into the Great Hall to wait for her ladyship. Sutherland gravitated to the famous Singer Sargent portrait of Lady Diana Mars’s great-grandmother hung to the left of the fireplace while Ambrose inspected a fine suit of Spanish armor, one of a pair standing guard at the foot of a great sweeping staircase. You didn’t see armor much these days. It had become such a cliché in the mid–twentieth century that it had largely disappeared. Congreve, noticing the delicate filigree work on the breastplate, thought perhaps the stuff was due for a comeback.

  “You must be Chief Inspector Congreve,” he heard a voice at his back say. “I’m delighted to have you here at Brixden House.”

  “Lady Mars,” Ambrose said, turning to face her. “I am—” The words froze on his lips. He felt as if he had slammed into a wall of beauty.

  “You are quite a celebrity, is what you are,” Lady Mars said, quickly covering for his obvious embarrassment. “I googled you just this morning, Chief Inspector. The ‘Demon of Deception,’ one newspaper called you. ‘The International Master of Mystery.’ My, my. I shall certainly have to watch my every word around you, shall I not?”

  The chief inspector was beginning to perspire. “Well, I shouldn’t go that far, Lady Mars, I—I think anyone in my circumstances would have done as much. Why, these criminal cases I’m handed are all simple logic usually and—and—”

  “Yes?” she said.

/>   Sutherland, seeing his colleague’s inability to supply further dialogue, came to his immediate rescue. “Good afternoon, Lady Mars,” he said loudly, crossing the room in a single bound. “Detective Inspector Ross Sutherland, Scotland Yard.”

  “How do you do, Detective Sutherland? Another good-looking policeman. I’m so very pleased to meet you. Diana Mars. Would you two like tea? A cold drink? You’ve come a long way and it’s brutally hot out, isn’t it? I believe service is waiting in the library.”

  Sutherland looked at Congreve, who now seemed wholly incapable of responding to even the simplest question, and said, “That would be lovely, thanks very much.”

  “Follow me, then, won’t you?” Lady Mars said, and then she was gliding over the highly polished parquetry floors and disappearing through a set of gleaming double doors.

  Sutherland looked at Congreve and found him rooted to the spot. “Do I need to run get the defibrillator out of the boot, then, sir?” he asked.

  “What? What’s that?”

  “Are you quite all right, sir?”

  “Indeed. Yes. What seems to be the problem, Sutherland?”

  “Lady Mars is serving us tea. In the library. It’s over there.”

  “What is your point, Sutherland?”

  “She’s waiting in there for us, sir.”

  “Ah. Well, let’s get moving then, shall we?”

  “There you are!” Lady Mars exclaimed as they came through the doorway. “I thought I’d scared you two off. Come sit and have some tea, won’t you? Oakshott here has provided us with a wealth of lovely cakes as well. Haven’t you, Oakshott?”

  “Indeed, Madame,” Oakshott said. He was quite tall and thin, with blond, curly hair, and when he bowed slightly from the waist his boiled shirt rose up uncomfortably under his chin.

  After the two detectives had been seated in a deep brocaded velvet sofa, Lady Mars poured for Ambrose and then Sutherland. Congreve lifted the cup to his lips, desperately trying to steady his hand. There was a noticeable rattle of cup and saucer.

  “You like dahlias, I take it, Lady Astor?” said Congreve, managing a sip, but just barely.

  “Lady Astor?” she said, smiling politely enough for a woman who’d just been wrongly addressed as someone who’d been dead for nearly four decades.

  “Sorry. I mean, Lady Mars. How silly of me. You see, I’m feeling a trifle warm. Terribly sorry, but—”

  “Good heavens,” she said. “It is stifling in here. How rude of me. Oakshott, would you mind nudging the air-conditioning down a notch? The chief inspector here is burning up.”

  “Not at all, Your Ladyship,” the butler said and, with a slight bow, he pushed his thick black glasses up on the bridge of his nose and slid silently from the book-lined room.

  “You were speaking of dahlias, I believe, Chief Inspector,” Diana Mars said, looking at him over the rim of her cup with her impossibly large china-blue eyes.

  “Was I?” Congreve said, swallowing a mouthful of hot tea. He seemed incapable of supplying further dialogue.

  “Yes,” Sutherland said, somewhat frostily, “you were.”

  “Would you care for an eclair, Chief Inspector?” Lady Mars asked.

  “What?”

  “I said, would you care for an eclair, Chief Inspector.”

  “Oh. Right. Sorry. I was listening to your voice and not what you said.”

  Sutherland coughed discreetly into his fist.

  “Lady Mars,” the younger man said while reaching inside his navy jacket to withdraw a manila envelope. “We don’t want to take up too much of your time. We’ve come here to Brixden, as I mentioned to you on the telephone this morning, to discuss a possible suspect in an attempted murder that occurred recently.”

  “Yes, Detective Sutherland. How may I assist you?”

  “I’d like you to take a look at this photograph,” Sutherland said, handing her a glossy eight-by-ten he’d had printed up.

  “Yes?” she said, scanning the snapshot.

  “Do you recognize anyone?”

  “Of course. This photograph was taken right here at Brixden House. Last New Year’s Eve, as a matter of fact. Right out there in the Great Hall. See? There’s my great-grandmother’s portrait on the wall.”

  “Why, she’s quite right, Sutherland! The Sargent on the wall. Her great-grandmother.”

  “So,” Sutherland said to her, with a glance at Congreve, who was still plainly trying to compose himself, “these persons are all, shall we say, friends of yours?”

  “God, no. I just fling open the doors every year and see what fetches up. I’ve held this party annually since my dear husband died. He passed away on New Year’s Eve, you see. One minute into the new millennium. Chunk of ham lodged in his throat. Choked to death. Dear Nigel.”

  “My condolences, Lady Mars,” Sutherland said.

  “So,” Congreve said, rallying to the cause at last, “you are a widow, I take it.”

  “Excellent deduction, Chief Inspector,” Diana Mars said with a warm smile in his direction. “Yes, I am.”

  “There are rumors afoot that you plan to sell Brixden House,” Congreve said, mopping his brow with his soggy linen handkerchief. “Turn it into some sort of hotel.”

  “My dear man, it’s always been a hotel.”

  “Getting back to the photo, Lady Mars,” Sutherland said. “I’d like to ask you about this gentleman here. With the orange hair.”

  “Yes?”

  “He’s naked.”

  “So it would appear. You see, I retire precisely at the stroke of midnight. To be alone with my memories, as they say. The party, naturally, continues full bore into the wee hours. I usually import a band from the States. Last year it was Jimmy Buffett. He was simply marvelous. Breakfast is served at five next morning. What goes on in the house after witching hour doesn’t interest me. Only that everyone wakes up next morning with a terrible head remembering what a splendid time they had in dear Nigel’s honor.”

  “Marvelous,” Ambrose stated for the record.

  “Yes,” she said. “As for me, I don’t tipple. One reason I don’t drink, you see, is that I do want to know when I’m having a good time.” She looked from one man to the other, her eyes alight.

  “If you drink, don’t drive,” Congreve said. “Don’t even putt!”

  “Now, that’s a good one, Chief Inspector. Wonderful! You play golf, I take it? So do I.”

  “About the photograph,” Sutherland said, with a hard glance at his superior.

  “Yes, yes. Is there anyone that you do recognize, Lady Mars?” Ambrose asked, leaning forward with his hands on his knees. Sutherland breathed a sigh of relief. The man was back, or at least making a brief appearance.

  “This woman here,” she said.

  “Which one?” Congreve said.

  “This one. Bianca Moon is her name. Quite notorious. She’s been here a few times, I think. She and her twin sister, Jet. At this party or that. Never for luncheon or supper, naturally.”

  “And may I ask why not?” Sutherland said.

  “No one is comfortable talking about things in her presence, that’s why. We all think she’s a spy.”

  “Of course she’s a spy,” Congreve said, all his prior consternation seemingly vanished. “The question is, why is this particular spy so—interested—in an English employee of the French embassy?”

  “Why, the Chinese and the French have gotten very cozy lately, it seems,” Diana Mars said. “A big oil deal. Of course, you knew that. Everyone does.”

  “Of course,” Congreve said, his innocent baby’s eyes doing their utmost to convey genuine sincerity. “We knew that.”

  And, before he could stop himself, Sutherland blurted out, “We did?”

  Chapter Fourteen

  Hong Kong

  MADAME LI ARRIVED AT THE GOLDEN DRAGON PROMPTLY AT nine o’clock that evening. He had traveled to the floating palace by water taxi, very fastidious in his white gloves and very careful not to smudge his beau
tiful pink suit or the pink pillbox hat he’d whimsically perched atop his coiffure. Perfect, he’d thought, spinning in front of his full-length mirror, for strolling the gay boulevards of the City of Light.

  Dear departed Marge had taken a bit longer to dispense with than anticipated (that oven just wasn’t working properly!), but still he’d managed to arrive at the appointed hour. After all, he didn’t want to keep his “date” waiting.

  I love Paris in the springtime…

  The bustling harbor and the sky above it were absolutely filled with color and radiant light. So much so, that, en route, he was able to read his copy of the South China Morning Post (a good prop for his evening flight to Paris) as the water taxi made its way across the harbor through the maze of sampans and crisscrossing ferries.

  I love Paris in the fall…

  The Golden Dragon wasn’t the largest floating restaurant in Hong Kong Harbor. Oh, no. That honor fell to the Jumbo Kingdom, a vastly popular tourist haunt. But, because it was not at all what it seemed, the Dragon was by far the most interesting. Four stories high above the waterline, and two below, the Dragon was over three hundred feet in length. It was lovingly decorated in the style of an exquisite Chinese imperial palace and festooned with every manner of gilded dragon and deity. One might dine there for years never suspecting the Golden Dragon was the official headquarters of the Te-Wu, the world’s oldest and most brutal secret police society.

  “Good evening,” said one of the many handsome young maître d’s fluttering around the ebony black reception podium, “I am Wu. Welcome to the Golden Dragon.”

  Hu Xu was delighted at the deferential treatment his new persona seemed to encourage among the staff. All the young men wore perfectly tailored evening clothes with soft black silk shirts. This one bowed with natural elegance, smiled at him, and said, in lilting English, “How may we serve you this evening, madame?”